Alf Scrambola ([info]dericgeneric) wrote,
@ 2006-06-07 09:50:00
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EVERYTHING WRONG WITH EVERYTHING EVER


OMG, WTF.

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[info]prayinmantis
2006-06-07 01:59 pm UTC (link)
and i'm proud to be an american, where at least i know i'm free how easy it is to get fat and clog my arteries and dieeee....

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[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:06 pm UTC (link)
But...but there's corn!

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[info]prayinmantis
2006-06-07 02:25 pm UTC (link)
oh, my bad. that makes it health food.

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[info]bitchiekittie
2006-06-07 01:59 pm UTC (link)
throw in some cheetos and it'll be perfect!

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[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:05 pm UTC (link)
A three Cheetos blend, preferably.

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[info]carrot_rope
2006-06-07 02:01 pm UTC (link)
OMG I don't even know what half of that consists of

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[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Mashed potatoes and gravy, corn, fried "chicken" bits, and a three-cheese blend. Yummy in the tummy!

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[info]bitchiekittie
2006-06-07 02:12 pm UTC (link)
the worst, in my opinion, is the "mashed potatoes" and "gravy". it looks so much more solid and...FORMED than mashed potatoes or gravy should be.

I love mashed potatoes.

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[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Maybe you should try new KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Doritos.

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[info]pot80
2006-06-07 02:20 pm UTC (link)
HA HA HA

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[info]bitchiekittie
2006-06-07 02:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm so very afraid. hold me! ...and pass those taters.

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[info]toddius
2006-06-07 02:06 pm UTC (link)
It has corn in it! It's good for you!

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[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:07 pm UTC (link)
Totally. I think I spot all four food groups (breading counts as bread, right?).

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DON'T BE A SIDE HOG
[info]pot80
2006-06-07 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Does that come with sides?

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Re: DON'T BE A SIDE HOG
[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:13 pm UTC (link)
I should certainly hope so. Maybe you can swap Bowl fixins and sides. I personally think this would all sit so much better on a bed of slaw rather than mashed potatoes. MMM MMM.

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Re: DON'T BE A SIDE HOG
[info]pot80
2006-06-07 02:14 pm UTC (link)
You get macaroni and cheese and coleslaw on the side, man.

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Direct from the KFC website
[info]dericgeneric
2006-06-07 02:22 pm UTC (link)
"All the KFC favorites you know and love served in a convenient easy-to-eat bowl!"

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Re: Direct from the KFC website
[info]mrs_munt
2006-06-07 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Can you eat the bowl? Maybe they can borrow tortilla bowls from Taco Bell.

The corn is what's horrifying, isn't it.

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Re: Direct from the KFC website
[info]pot80
2006-06-07 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Possibly. They are obviously just targetting the kind of people who like to mush everything on their plate into one thing. I am most certainly NOT one of those people - I'm pretty neurotic about foods touching each other on plates, etc.

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Re: Direct from the KFC website
[info]pot80
2006-06-07 02:39 pm UTC (link)
I mean, the actual combination of foods (minus the cheese) is pretty much a standard fried chicken dinner thing.

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Re: Direct from the KFC website
[info]mrs_munt
2006-06-07 02:55 pm UTC (link)
They should serve it in a cement mixer.

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SIDE HOG!!!
[info]toddius
2006-06-07 03:22 pm UTC (link)
you know what's totally bizarre? When I was home for memorial day, my brother was calling his girlfriend a Side Hog. I guess that term has resonance. At least among My People.

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[info]jarai
2006-06-07 02:45 pm UTC (link)
I can't decide what's more disturbing- the fact that the "tower of food" is somewhat phallic looking they way they've laid it out, or that the different layers of food each look sort of like poop.

KFC should market it like this:

"Hey ya'll! You've heard of the food pyramid, right? Well pyramids are in Egypt, and those people are terrorists! KFC wants to help you fight terror with our food obelisk, because it's more patriotic.

KFC Food Bowls-- You're either with us or against us!"

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[info]theapplepicker
2006-06-07 06:44 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha!

Although it would be more offensive if you called it a "food World Trade Center," and to be the most patriotic patriot you can be, you have to order--and eat--both.

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[info]dickmalone
2006-06-07 02:56 pm UTC (link)
What the hell is wrong with you people? Every time I see this ad I so want one, and I fully intend to track down a KFC this weekend. (Maybe I will go to the one by the IFC theater that also has a Taco Bell in it and pair it with an Ultimate Chalupa and then go see some lesbian cowboys eating pudding movie.)

Also, take it from someone who knows, there are no quotation marks around the chicken at KFC.

I honestly am having a hard time sleeping knowing that I have not eaten this yet.

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[info]theapplepicker
2006-06-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)
If you're not being facetious, you're not alone. My boyfriend really, really wants to eat one of these--unless he's just trying to get a rise out of me, considering I think they look really gross.

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[info]shannonsays
2006-06-07 03:19 pm UTC (link)
cheese?

oh and i thought it said "balls" at first glance. wonder where MY mind is.

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