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I feel like a pirate because I'm wearing a pirate shirt.
Created on 2002-11-24 21:32:13 (#789281), last updated 2008-12-05
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Basic Info| Name: | Alf Scrambola |
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| Birthdate: | 1977-09-07 |
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
Contact:
cutoutwitch@hotmail.com BioI personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like, such as, and...I believe that they should, that our education over here in the US should help the US, errr, that should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future...for our children.
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Channel 5 Kid Break
I sit down when I pee!
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me!
I'm just takin' a whiz.
Mind your own biz!
Why is everybody always staring at me?!?
Hey, bro!
I gotta go!
Let me through,
I gotta go number two!
No can "doo",
I'm takin' a pee!
Sittin' on the loo
Havin' a good long wee!
Are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down!
And you're not makin' brown?
I'm not makin' brown.
Are you makin' iced tea?
Just lemonade!
But are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can!
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin' strong
I just can't stand touchin' my dong.
PAID FOR BY VOTER INITIATIVE PROP 216
"I'll say it, you'll hear it, you'll do it, I'll get it, you'll learn it, I'll live with it, and you'll die without it." - Mike Sajak
Channel 5 Kid Break
I sit down when I pee!
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me!
I'm just takin' a whiz.
Mind your own biz!
Why is everybody always staring at me?!?
Hey, bro!
I gotta go!
Let me through,
I gotta go number two!
No can "doo",
I'm takin' a pee!
Sittin' on the loo
Havin' a good long wee!
Are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down!
And you're not makin' brown?
I'm not makin' brown.
Are you makin' iced tea?
Just lemonade!
But are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man?
Then you can pee in the urinal can!
If you really wanna know why I'm sittin' strong
I just can't stand touchin' my dong.
PAID FOR BY VOTER INITIATIVE PROP 216
"I'll say it, you'll hear it, you'll do it, I'll get it, you'll learn it, I'll live with it, and you'll die without it." - Mike Sajak
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Indiana University - Bloomington - Bloomington, IN (2002 - 2006)
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